At least a hundred years ago, an unidentified armchair psychologist (not Sigmund Freud) quipped that ''sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.'' With apologies to the forgotten speaker, we will investigate a plethora of literary and popular culture objects that do appear to possess more than mere face value: artificial limbs, fire sale dolls, UFOs, laundered counterfeit money, human test subjects, MREs, flask-hiding Bibles, family heirlooms, Infinity Stones, biomechanical robots and maybe even Ken. Among the texts we will analyze and discuss are short fiction by Tim O'Brien, Raymond Carver, Alice Walker, Sandra Cisneros and Flannery O'Connor, films such as NOPE, the Avengers saga and Barbie, and television shows like Good Girls, Westworld, and Stranger Things. You will also have an opportunity to explore the meaning and significance of ''things'' in your own life, including a grade school throwback Show-n-Tell.